Man walking in Singapore garden attacked by otters: "I thought I was going to die"

I assume they just ran out of monkeys.

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That whole genre of magazine just seems wild…

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In fairness the stories apparently aren’t as far-fetched as they seemed.

That’s why I never go for a walk anymore without carrying a tennis racket just in case I am suddenly swarmed by a pack of rabid chinchillas.

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I wonder what the otters thought of the blandness of British food?

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Also, don’t get trapped inside a guinea pig car…

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I have a housemate that loves otters so very much she went to a place where you swim with the things (in a supervised setting), and I’m like “um, okay…”

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Surely Iggy Pop’s written something called “Thrashing My Otter”?

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I’m being attacked by otters right now.

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Don’t buy it.

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“Killed by otters” is a hell of a way to go. Also a potential band name.

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If you gotta check out of this world, it might as well be done in a fashion cute. Bring it, otters!

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TBH any member of the weasel family can be pretty brutal.

Kind of like canids, or felids, or really any predatory species.

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Hey,there’s a human…why I otter…

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I think we´re missing th biggest problem:
Now they have a taste for human flesh…

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"Hey guys, guess what - those big, hairless apes are edible!"

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Nice marmot.

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A Reptile Dysfunction :joy::joy::joy::joy: This video is great; thank you for sharing it.

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