HhaheâŚâGoverning Body Memberâ A title he takes quite seriously.
Tight pants are a violation of the comfort law, and the proper blood circulation statute.
As for immoral? Guess it depends on your individual moral code.
My moral code says pajammy pants.
But not past noonâŚ
I am laid off from work right now, so the pajammy rule is in effect for longer than normal 
Dear Mr. Morris,
Donât like tight pants? Donât wear tight pants.
Donât like homosexuals? Donât have sex with another man.
Donât like being told to go away and leave me alone? Donât knock on my door at 6am.
Sincerely,
A Completely Reasonable Person
Anytime I think of this organization I always think of prime piece of Brooklyn real estate that could be better utilized. They could raise a whole lot of money by selling it and just move out to Oklahoma, I donât think it would impact their operation at all.
Late at night the âtight pantsâ call to himâŚ
Keep your eyes on that prize, pastor.
âItâs not appropriate. Itâs not sound of mind,â says the guy whoâs wearing a noose around his neck all day.
Iâm personally not a fan of tight pants(uncomfortable, makes having Copious Pockets more difficult); but I just canât take people bloviating about the gay conspiracy seriously.
If you think that some slick marketing and a fashion conspiracy or two will seduce people into the homosexual lifestyle I just canât help but wonder if you actually know what being straight is like⌠Fine by me if you in fact arenât; but just a helpful hint: unless you at least lean into bisexual, a little propaganda Isnât Going To Work. (If anything, Iâd expect âconversion therapyâ aimed at producing more gays for the homosexual conspiracy would be no more effective than the usual flavor, even if it adopted the same level of coercive brutality).
And just for the record:
Whatâs interesting about that urban legend is that the âsaggy pantsâ thing started because âtough on crimeâ types didnât care enough about the wellbeing of prisoners to make sure they had clothes that fit properly and didnât trust them enough to let them wear belts. Now the same people who originally helped create the saggy pants trend are spreading the rumor that itâs a gay thing.
If they seriously believe the end of the world is coming they should have no problem relinquishing all earthly possessions.
I wish this sort of thing happened more often in the news. If your organization is known for violence, fraud, theft, deception, harassment, etc. then that should be part of the official description, not just approved PR phrases.
Somebody needs to tell Jimmy Fallon that he is h-e-double-hockey-sticks bound! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLUvOtqTmYM
The answer is clear: pants are the problem. Ban pants!
Righto! Kilts for everyone, and a mandatory badger sporin to boot! (My wife would actually be okay with this)
