Gays blamed for immoral 'tight pants' by church leader

Can I “like” this and slap you upside the head at the same time? :wink:

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David Bowie’s Area exists throughout the entire universe, flowing around and through everything that is, surrounding us perpetually in its crotchful goodness. Soon you will be able to break the limits locked into your senses so that you too can see Bowie’s Area bulging all around you and feel it expanding the tights of your life.

David Bowie’s Area: The Basics

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Consider: Jareth was carrying an enchanted peach on his person throughout much of the film and yet his clothing had no apparent pockets.

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So, he pulled the peach out of hammerspace?

Well yeah, it’s the Dallas Cowboys.

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