It gets real tedious to not be considered a real human being… >_<
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Maybe even the Libertarian party doesn’t think their own supporters are real voters?
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I dunno… I just know that when people start using “real” in conjunction with something people related, it usually implies someone isn’t real…
Honestly, the tweet makes no sense at all.
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Maybe “step away from the keyboard and talk to somebody in the real world”?
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Good point? Seems a good possibility to me. If so, then it’s much less… annoying and just good advice in general.
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And the vast majority of them are irrational.
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Infinitely more than are rational
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…though I suspect the sheer absurdity and insanity of this election cycle has me (and probably the rest of us here) feeling more “irrational” than usual.
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A wild maths joke appears!
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They’re humoring you, dear.
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I see 538 have Ohio and Arizona back in Trump’s column now (just)…
(or they did…AZ looks to have just swapped back again)
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Voter fraud!
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Aaaaaaand for the nth time this year, this is every Onion editor right now:
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