Gentleman blames shoplifting and bad hygiene on voodoo

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“Voodoo” in Texas? You’re really asking for trouble…

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Was his plan to bring some of the items back to the store for a refund? 'Cause that would make him a Voodoo Chile (Slight Return).

wait, wait, let me get my hat. easy, okay, I’m going, geez

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Joshua Allen Renfroe…that name sounds familiar. I think he’s either a republican state representative or the pastor at some Texas megachurch.

Definitely not brushing the teeth. Other people might have to smell your bad breath.

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