Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/08/gentleman-discovers-fossilized.html
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Gentleman discovers fossilized grizzly bear on Mars
That guy looks a fair bit like a fossilized grizzly bear himself, using the same measures described in the article: curly, dark hair; a lighter-colored face; and white teeth in contrast to the rest of the picture.
Bears discover fire, the principles of propulsion, and orbital mechanics - Terry Bisson
It’s in the Daily Star, so I can only assume that they have used up their tits quota for the week.
I just want to point out that the credential process and vetting for “Alien Hunters” is a sad second to “Martian Bear Biologists”. One noted “Martian Bear Biologist” was quoted as saying: Go home “Alien Hunter” you are drunk and couldn’t correctly identify a martian bear if it was mauling you.
A wonderfully turgid film that one. At least that one was not a remake of earlier movies like his other made for tv produced by Roger Corman films.