Maybe the guy is actually so smart he made the police think they got his real name, while his boyfriend is now buried in some shallow grave…
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I once saw a guy in Home Depot, shirtless, with a “Hello, My Name is Leroy” tattoo on his chest that was designed to look like a hand lettered nametag. The gentleman was there looking for what he identified as “lock cutters” (most people call them bolt cutters). I got the impression that the lock he wanted to cut was not his own, but perhaps I’m unduly judgmental of people who write their names permanently on their skin.
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Now, where I live, the headshops will only sell you certain things if you refrain from naming them with their intended purpose. A bong is not a bong, its a water pipe. Home depot probably lacks those rules, but in this guys case, I’d invent an exception.
As a proud tattoo-wearer myself, I’ve long been a bit lairy about neck tattoos. Now I have a legit example to point to, to explain my wariness.
Also… is that a… sperm… tattooed near his eye?
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I think it’s a comma.
O_o
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Looks like a backwards bass clef to me.
𝄢
If it was the other way around, his eyes could be whole notes:
#𝄢 𝅝 𝅝
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Edison screw on head? This fellow seems apropos. As an aside, Mike Mignola has taken a lot of money from me over the years. 
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Do you have an original? I have seen him once when I was poor and got my Fafhrd and Grey Mouser books signed. I’d love to get a Shadow sketch from him.
My first thought exactly.
Then again, I also thought the name tattooed on his neck was Marry 8.
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Gentleman gives fake name to police
What if I told you that your name is whatever you call yourself?
That would be a good joke. I doubt your commitment to it though.
Prove me wrong. 
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