Gentleman in clown mask plowed a limousine through Vegas airport gates to steal a jet to fly into Area 51 and meet the extraterrestrials

What a strange person. It’s surprising that the story lacks a variation of, “Alcohol may have been involved…”

I sent a link to this story to several like-minded friends, calling it The Headline of the Year.

So far, anyway.

{ETA: Knock/touch wood}


No need to steal a plane. There are daily commuter flights from McCarran to Area 51 and back.


Y’see?! He could’ve saved soooo much time & trouble!

'Course, it’s doubtful a commercial airliner would let him wear his nifty clown mask, so there is that…

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