Gentleman sent to prison for shooting imaginary clowns in his apartment

I have yet to check his ethnicity, but I assumed he was white because the cops let him put the shotgun down instead of shooting him on sight. I swear, that was my line of thinking. And I’m so pissed we are at that point.


And there we go. :expressionless:


He will no longer be allowed to own firearms after his stint in prison. That there’s a two’fer.

They knew what they were signing up for when they put on the big shoes. Plus, he missed.

Ooo. Or what if he didn’t, and there’s an invisible dead imaginary clown slumped against the wall, and nobody knows? New people will move in and constantly wonder just what their cat keeps staring at.

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So we’re prosecuting thought crimes now? Is it somehow worse than shooting actual clowns?

Not the America I remember! (racks slide on shotgun)

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In this day, there’s plenty of scope to debate the qualifications for this term, but even so this fellow doesn’t qualify.

I’m sure a gentleman asks first and then shoots, not the other way around.

not having enough money to pay a lawyer to talk to the prosecutor and get a plea deal. the american “justice” system usually involves prosecutors throwing everything but the kitchen sink in the indictment, and you paying a lawyer to push back to reasonable charges.

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Yep, next to Flipper they are the worst band.

It’s because there wasn’t a black person standing twixt him and the clown,

If this is the result of some new DMT analog, i for one am sticking to PCP.

Oh good, he’s going to prison for the next five years: the place where we send the criminally insane to receive abuse and neglect instead of the mental help and support they so clearly need. In today’s modern America, this is what we call justice.

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What the hell? You expect the body politic to be rational?
ETA:I think we’re all Bozos on this bus.

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What’s the world coming to when a gentleman can’t even shoot imaginary clowns in his own apartment?

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You can tell from the scent of party balloons…

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Isn’t it great?
Isn’t it keen?
Living in complexes
Ruled by machine?
Where are the clones?
There ought to be clones…

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I was thinking more like…

I think that they are great but would they be as great if they worn’t the worst?

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But the 2nd Amendment! He has a constitutional _right_to shoot clowns!

A man’s home is his castle circus tent.

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