Originally published at: Gentleman suspected of hiring a hitman arrested after he left the alleged killer a positive Google review | Boing Boing
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“One star. Leaving this review got me arrested. Would not recommend.”
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Erik Maund wrote “They get the job done in an expedited time”, which wouldn’t make sense in relation to bodyguard work or any of the legitimate security services that Speartip offered. Bryon Brockway was rather smarter in how he phrased his review.
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Right up there with the rocket surgeons that used rentahitman.com
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From the security company’s response: “We look forward to working with you in the future.”
I wonder if they knew details of the client’s previous dating history? More exes on the hit list?
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So he’s basically killing it.
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I had a bad experience getting my car serviced at his family’s car dealership. I don’t think I feel courageous enough to post a bad review given the way this family does “reputation management”.
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So for once it WASN’T a cop?
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It’s always wise to check why they are former.
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this story sounds like it could be an episode of MacGruber.
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In this theme…
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…and the witling wannabe hitman many years ago who created a classified ad in 
Soldier of Fortune magazine, with the first line, “HUN FOR GIRE.”
Didn’t end well for him, neither.
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Did he gyre and gimble in the wabe?
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Dunno, but the mome raths sure did outgrabe.
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And mimsy were the borogroves.
You’ve really got to wonder about the people who would think a website named hire a hitman would actually let you do so.
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Would you prefer they knew what they were doing when they do that sort of thing?
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From the headline,I would say he’s anything but a "gentle"man.
The Gig economy gone wild.
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On BoingBoing, “gentleman” almost always means asshole.
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Obligatory
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