She is also the woman who ran for governor, was planning on having the Georgia Guidestones destroyed, which then were blown up in a terrorist attack(!!!), and then lost (she got like 2% or some shit - I have no interest in looking that shit up), and claimed she won…
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The flat earthers need to offer their equivalent of globes, I’d buy one for the giggles. Maybe they should have their thingies printed on Frisbee’s and pass them around in parks. Maybe have readings from Terry Pratchett’s Disc world book series. An exchange program would be good too, turn in your round lie and take home the flat facts.
edited to ask along her lines of logic why are there bibles everywhere, Whats the agenda with that if its all true?
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Someone is pondering the orb too hard
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The only conspiracy here is that this is just a way to give run-of-the-mill straight-ticket R voters the out: “oh I’m quite moderate actually, not one of these flat-earther cuckoos!”
Shoot, last time I saw an actual globe for sale was in some random antique shop. Now I’m feeling a little angry I can’t get a globe from the 7-11!
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See also:
- food
- money
- litter
One thing that’s not everywhere right now is an NSAID, excuse my while I go scrounge for a couple
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An utter fuckwit, too, also.
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And land smack dab on a turtle.
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Also when you think about it, there are discs and disc-like objects everywhere, more of them than globes, in fact
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That is all.
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You may joke, but Hindu nationalists in India want to return to pure, ancient, sacred “Vedic mathematics” (which are bullshit woo).
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Would love to follow her around with one of these:
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Bless her heart
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And in those very same movies and TV shows there are people sighing and drawing deep breaths, why? Everywhere I go! Air! It’s a conspiracy! We are being conditioned to breathe by the New World Order! If elected I will hold my breath…
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It’s a globalist conspiracy!
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Wow, it’s like the Lysenkoism of math. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that exists, but somehow I still am.
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sorry, but what are you talking about?
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You know what else I see everywhere? Birds. If birds were real, why the hell would they be trying so hard to make us believe they’re real?
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You know what else is everywhere? Bird! Birds aren’t real! Come on, sheeple!
Edit: @SamSam beat me to it!
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The Confucius Institutes were problematic at best. Our Taiwanese and Chinese faculty thought we were nuts for accepting without question that these were instruments of CCP spying. They would go near any building with Confucius stuff going on.
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“There’d be a globe right here if I were a normal person”
Hey Elon, by the ticket, take the ride…
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