Gifts for Lovers in the Death Throes of The American Republic


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/07/gifts-for-lovers-in-the-death.html


#2

Eclectic…


#3

Some of the products are linking back to Shanalogic, who i know is no longer operating as a store front. If anyone here is interested in getting the anatomical heart pendant or vial you’d need to go to the Etsy store under Lost Apostle


#4

Wow. “Share a final candle-flicker of joy before the annihilation begins:” Nothing like impending doom to canoodle with a loved one!


#5

STAF.

Fight or flight does have a third F that is usually not mentioned.


#6

I want to know why when researching the Bronzed Door Knocker With Balls, for a friend, does a “Basic Geri Nursing Skills Geriatric Training Manikin” pop up as customers who viewed this item also viewed??

WHY?!


#7

I have no idea why, but it ain’t just you.

The one that really confuses me is the Macho Man Randy Savage with Jesus Pillowcase? I was concerned about Diseases Caused by Masturbation, but it was published in 1760, so I’m sure our modern techniques avoid all those onanistic diseases.


#8

It wasn’t me this time but if you get recommended a really sweet looking long sleeve, huge kitty face t-shirt, you’re welcome I guess? It didn’t come in my size. :frowning:


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The one silver lining at the alt-right’s termination of democracy is that when they finally achieve their eternal theocracy and end all liberalism, there will be that inevitable “What have I done?” moment when they realize that all porn is once again illegal.


#10

Amazing title, thank you


#11

How about a portable LOVE SHACK?


#12

Leonard Cohen’s You Want It Darker, my current nominated soundtrack for the end of the world.


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