Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/11/girl-can-wiggle-her-eyelids.html
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For the record, I cannot do any of the following:
Wiggle my eyelids
Roll my Rs
Curl or invert my tongue
Clear my eustacian tubes (pop ears) without extreme difficulty
Gleek (squirt saliva from under my tongue)
Hyper-extend any joints
Do anything remotely resembling the splits
Complete a forward or reverse summersault
Whistle using fingers
Independently move my eyeballs
Wiggle my ears
Dance in any way that correlates to music
I have nothing more to contribute to society. Soon it shall be time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hJnk8N8fW4
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I’ve seen this movie. At first she seems to just have some lesser version of a relatively mundane superpower and mastering even that is challenging, but soon she surpasses her teacher and discovers she can bend all of reality to her whim.
Clearly she’s an airbender.
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there is no spoon
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google eyebrow wiggle porn. Rule 34 never disappoints.
Is that an exhaustive list of the things you can’t do?
Asking for a friend.
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I can wiggle my eyeballs. No, seriously.
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My brain wiggles watching that.
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So does a heart tattoo by the corner of your eye mean 1 year of hard time as a prisoner of love?
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Can you do the Vulcan hand sign? Very important.
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now that would be some strange Synthol-ing
From They Live, 1988, image found on Giphy
Well you definitely are not a Reptilian humanoid.
It does not mean you are not any of this Wikipedia list of alleged extraterrestrial beings (not nearly exhaustive according to the Coast-To-Coast crowd) hiding on Earth.
Perhaps you are the next evolution of Mank Ind.
I dub thee Homo sapiens futnuh or perhaps Homo futnuh if you are a new species.
Note: I also found no meaning to futnuh on Google- so I am safe to say we can define you as the first specimen found with this name. Please turn yourself into the nearest museum for preservation in formalin.
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I have an overly-sensitive gag reflex. I only know this because when I lived in Japan, I developed a chronic sore throat from the pollution that necessitated a hospital visit where an ENT tried and failed to snake a camera down my oesophagus.
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I can indeed. Thank you for drawing my attention to what was otherwise an ego-crushing catalog of inability.
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Officially dis-human.
Her hair is covering up the essential secret(!): her ears are being wiggled and the lower lids are just going along for the ride. (By a cunning usage of the Auricularis Anterior muscle, underdeveloped in all but the most feline/vixen-like humans)
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Well you got that going for you.
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I think I can do it.
Am I doing it, am I doing it?
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I can do this, but only with my left eyelid.
Bodies are dumb.
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