Enrollment in clown classes has risen 420% since #45 took office and they still can’t crank out enough Bozo’s to fill the need.
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You mean like this?
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/04/19/michael-cohen-drops-buzzfeed-fusion-lawsuit-537327
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Right. So, what’s the over/under for how long until Rudy is indicted for some seriously shady shit?
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Over the last few election cycles Giuliani has gotten more and more extreme. He used to be a run of the mill conservative, when you look into Giuliani’s eyes now there’s nothing but a whole lot of bad crazy:
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Giuliani: Please stop the investigation?
Mueller: . . .
Giuliani: Please with a cherry on top?
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“Well, Mr. President… the good news is that Robert Mueller is no longer heading up the investigation. The bad news is that you now have to face the judgement of Anubis, Incorruptible Guardian of the Scales and ruler of the Underworld. Also, while impeachment is off the table for the moment you may have to face Ammit, devourer of the dead.”
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Let’s never, ever let the world forget that Giuliani once dressed in drag so Donald Trump could motorboat his cleavage.
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Oh, Gods; I sincerely hope there’s an Ammit waiting to consume the worthless souls of these repugnant fucks.
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I would have preferred the aide memoire without the visual to be honest.
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It may be a little nauseating, but I kind of feel like we need to spread this far and wide so anyone who sees the two of them in the same courtroom can’t think of anything else while Giuliani is talking.
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Agreed. I don’t have to like something to understand it may serve a higher purpose 
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Yeah. Giuliani was a prosecutor at one point. Generally speaking he should understand the only sort of negotiating an end to criminal investigations that you can do involves a guilty plea.
Maybe he thinks he can throw money at it?
More than likely he’s just hitching his name to this bullshit to aggrandize himself. Always Giuliani’s favorite thing.
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The sleazy former mayor of the city our corrupt president is from?
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NO. No chance. Unthinkable.
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One, he wants a pardon for whatever’s about to come out about himself. Showing his “loyalty” this way is his pardon hail mary.
Two, he probably already has a secret book deal, or at least he’s working on getting one, based on whatever comes of his now “insider view” of the administration.
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Giuliani? Holy crap, next thing you know he’ll be pulling ole’ Christy out of retirement.
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Oh, I can’t wait to see who crawls out next for the 
Dream Team.
https://chr15t0ph3l35.deviantart.com/art/Swamp-Monster-144163719
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“I’m doing this because I have no sense of shame and I actually hope this will get me a job in the Trump administration. I’ve been lickspittling for a presidential administration job ever since the George W. Bush days, but even the Trump people have up to now found me so repugnant they didn’t give me a job. I guess they’re getting desperate because any lawyer who’s qualified to do this work won’t go within 100 yards of the White House because they’re afraid it will put their credibility on the line. Thankfully, I have no credibility to endanger and I look forward to joining the other bottom-feeding C-listers this administration has been forced to dredge up.”
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