Go and vote

Fucking hell: http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-azusa-shooting-injuries-20161108-story.html

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If Trump bans the immigrants that do the jobs no American will stoop to, how will he find his next mail-order bride?

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Don’t be silly; he only wants to ban Brown immigrants.

Eastern-European women who are “hot” will automatically get a pass.

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In fairness, his family has had so much plastic surgery, they may by now mostly actually be made in America.

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Fair point.

ETA:

Ann Coulter needs to find an empty movie theater and have every single seat therein, STAT.

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And this is the stuff I am afraid of the Trump koolaid drinkers doing. Fuck.

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I gave you a like, and then took it away. I don’t like. I agree, but I very much don’t like.

edit: if my “me too” is too spammy, I will happily withdraw - just let me know by PM or whatever.

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That is more or less what it is for. To avoid the ME TOO posts.

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Yeah, I went and voted. I took my 8-year-old daughter with me and we voted for the first woman president. I actually cried a little. Some moments are transcendent, and this moment qualifies. I will never forget this, and neither will she.

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I think you guys are reading this wrong. They’re not checking on their wives. They’re just copying.

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I did. We use scantrons (with huge bubbles), and there were 2 constitutional amendments and 20 initiatives on our ballot.

Other than that, voting was quicker than I expected, given that I went at lunchtime.

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“Uhh… how do you spell Trump again?”

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That definitely jumped out at me as well!

The sexy part is, well, obvs. But an anarchist ordering people to vote? Much less for a candidate with Hilary’s views? Rob’s gotta be doing one of his subtle driving trollies things.

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Sounds great, but I’m really surprised you need a stamp to vote.

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Trump’s best chance would have been if voting could have been limited to people who had fewer than 4 grandparents total.

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The Trumpjugend is yuge. Seriously, lots of little racists and their enablers running around on college campuses.

West Virginia just got called for Trump

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With … none of the vote in, as far as I can tell. I guess they’re not gonna wait for typically red states.

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Politico has a pretty good live map…

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So that’s 4 maps I have open now. And I can’t even get drunk because apparently I ate something that’s violently disagreeing with me.

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