I’ll have one for ya’. I could use it.
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And they all look unpleasantly red right now.
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Maybe they’ll think it’s in the bag and go home instead of voting. 
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I got a Not Your Fathers I wasn’t sure I would partake, but knowing you’re down for the count, I’ll join @GulliverFoyle in helping you to a virtual buzz.
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I see that 2 of the 3 states already in the red column have an interesting fact in common: their polls close at 6pm Eastern Time. Oh, that’s not infringing on anyone’s ability to go vote after work, is it?
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On the one hand, I believe everyone should vote, even scumbags and scumbags’ willfully blind enablers. On the other hand, I’m not eager to play chicken with the abyss.
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Sure, but he’d do even better with the inbreeding crowd…
…for example.
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Sorry I’m late to the GOTV party:
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Meh… it’s not a peach! 
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Presidential candidate Richard Duncan:
has ~10,000 votes right now in Ohio apparently. Secretary Clinton is only 1000 or so votes above Mr. Trump. This fucking state. This fucking country. This goddamned world. Hmpf.
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Guys. The President cannot unilaterally suspend elections and declare himself dictator-for-life. He can command whatever he damn well pleases, just like I can, but he won’t get it without the cooperation of the government and the military, which won’t happen. Yes, there are far-right crazies who actually want to overturn the Constitution and turn America into a religious state. They are not a majority of voters, or of Congress, or of the commanders of the US military.
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Well fuck. I mean it was never very likely Texas would go Democrat, but Clinton was doing much better than Obama did four years ago, so I allowed myself to hope.
I’ll just be over here brooding with @manybellsdown’s drink…and mine…and the bottle.
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I’m starting to be more upset with Johnson supporters than anyone. All those states that are so fucking close because of those percentage points. Almost 10% in New Mexico last I checked!
This election shouldn’t be this close. It’s a travesty that it is.
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He’s strongly anti-choice, so probably his votes haven’t come from disaffected Democrats. The only one actively going after Clinton votes is Jill Stein. In any event, Ohio is looking to be a rout in Trump’s favor (which is admittedly a little shocking).
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Hopefully they’re taking Trump votes
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Fuck it. I’ve started on the rum. At least vomiting might be a distraction.
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No kidding. I can’t take it.
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A little something to go with the rum?
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FiveThirtyEight has gone from a 71% chance of a Clinton victory this morning to a 55% chance of a Cheeto Hitler. Suddenly I regret my lack of a passport IMMENSELY.
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