Take heart, all. There are 74 sweet, sweet, electoral votes waiting for Hillary out here on the West Coast. 
78 with Hawaii.
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And 538 just went to a 52% chance of a Clinton win. Things might be OK yet.
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As usual, fuck you home state of Missouri.
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I hope it turns out okay, honestly Florida Person did what I expected them to do, what we all expect them to do, and as slim a margin as it is, it comes as no surprise.
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Looks like I will be ashamed to be from Michigan yet again. And I’ve got nowhere else to go. 
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And depending what part of Michigan you’re from, you may already speak Canadian!
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Will they take me, my two dogs, pet bird, and my father who’s declining in health? I’ve got too many ties here and frankly, not a lot in money or resources. Still, it might be worth a try…
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I’m honestly afraid she’ll lose even California at this point. So terrified.
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Enhanced ID is looking smarter by the minute. Not that it’s going to save my family from the impending nuclear war, but we can take a flight from Toronto to the Yukatan before mid-January, right?
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I have never been this disgusted with my “fellow Americans”. The fact that Trump could even run for President shows how screwed up this whole thing is. If he wins, fuck this country, I’m out.
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We’ll band together, take care of each other.
Had to edit thanks to autocorrect or Drumpf or Obama (pick which one works best for you)
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Fuck. There goes Florida.
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Remember, everybody, it was her’s to lose.
What the fuck am I supposed to tell my son tomorrow? The nation voted for a maniac because they want to watch the world burn, and don’t care that they’re going to burn in the process?
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High five!
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Jesus H Christ, my fellow and former countrypersons, I feel like Ohio among much else cinches it, even though I hope I’m wrong… now you gone and made the times my children got to be in much too likely to be much too interesting.
Do not presume yourselves welcome up here until you have remedied your situation sufficiently.
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Well, Miami will make some nice reefs in a few decades. I need to make sure to keep some street maps to find the best grouper holes.
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I think I’m going to vomit. I’ve never been physically sick from emotion before, but what will I tell my kids in the morning? How can I face my coworkers (scientists, who are going to get hit, and hit hard by this).
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Anyone know why the 538 numbers are so much different then every other site?
nyt, cbc, bbc, all all showing trump in a clear lead 
f’n’a i hope that isn’t right, the mixed results are super confusing.
however it turns out it looks too close for comfort, and i don’t see trump supporters taking a close loss well, which is the best outcome at this point.
I was just going to say you can come up here to Canada! I’m a US citizen living just across the border in beautiful BC, it is gorgeous here. Happy Mutants welcome. Putting clean sheets in the guest room! 
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Well, at least we are going to make the UK look smart again… ha… ha… haagggh .
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