"Go f*ck yourself" — Elon Musk melts down on stage

My timeline is of course oversimplified; the trigger of the $Billion is less important than it being a stiff penalty for not completing the deal. Generally governments acting in their sovereign capacity (i.e. regulators nixing the deal) is force majeure, but I suppose the seller could claim that, for this amount, the buyer should have performed sufficient due diligence to determine if there was going to be a regulatory issue.

Whether or not the penalty was because of Elno backing out, or external forces is moot, really, because

Not touched on in my timeline was Elmo’s “brilliant” strategy of publicly shitting on Twitter during the “negotiations”, driving the share price way down. I’m sure he thought this was a brilliant strategy to get Twitter at bargain basement prices, but anyone half competent knows you do this before you put your offer on the table. And you don’t make it obvious that you are the one who lowered the value.

At that point, Musk’s offer was especially sweet: it was wildly above current value, and there was no guarantee share prices would go up in the near to intermediate future.

Musk guaranteed that the board was going to fight to seal the deal, and not just let him walk away with a slap on the wrist.

Most likely. The deposition would also have reached into how he was leveraging Tesla and Space X to finance the deal, and shown just how incredibly stupid he was throughout the whole process. The results would probably have been extremely damaging to him and his other companies.

Furthermore, all signs from the chancery court suggested Musk was going to lose, bigly. This was a straightforward, and quite frankly simple, contract dispute. Short of bribing the ever living fuck out of the judge, there was no chance Elno was going to win.

I wish this were true, and this incident is only a footnote in textbooks about why due diligence is so important. But economists—especially from the Chicago School—love huffing billionaire farts, so we’ll be seeing tons of white papers and case studies about why Elno is actually a genius and Evil External Forces™ were really to blame for this debacle. Anything to obscure the fact that billionaires aren’t brilliant ubermensch, just incredibly lucky and often psychopaths.

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Let’s see. Why don’t we look up Harvard Business Cases, search “Twitter” and sort by age:

Why I do declare @MagicFox you truly are a magician that can see the future!

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If they sped up the footage a bit he might qualify as an Animagic character. (Thought of it because they’ve got Christmas specials playing at the dentist’s office)

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A short chapter.

serious-stare

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turd-polish

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Really though, this Lemmy?

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I didn’t watch the Cybertruck launch the following day, but if he didn’t at some point say “Go tr*ck yourself” during his keynote, then he really needs to hire a better corporate synergy person.

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ja, so? british rocknroller collects german militaria, thats some big news. saw himself as an anarchist and he certainly wasnt a racist;

You cannot be just one colour. If the bloody thing is ever gonna work out properly, then we all have to intermarry and screw each other blind and get to be coffee-ish.

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It would take less delta-v to fling him out of the solar system

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As are his fanboys on YouTube; they see his behavior as laudable and an example of how a great leader should be.

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oh, for fucks sake!

Bill Ackman, the billionaire hedge fund manager and founder of Pershing Square capital management, who in October threatened to blacklist Harvard students who had signed a letter blaming solely Israel for the attack by Hamas, said on Friday that Musk’s interview at the event was “one of the great interviews ever”.

Ackman reasoned that Musk had been targeted “because the other media organizations view X as a competitor and any time his name is in an article about controversies, it draws clicks” and the mainstream media organizations are “incentivized to attack him”.

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