Goat stuns village as it walks through town on its hind legs

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/14/goat-stuns-village-as-it-walks-through-town-on-its-hind-legs.html

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Yup, looks like Old Scratch is fashionably late to 2020.

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I knew it, bipedalism is a choice.

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What is it carrying in its front hooves? It looks like a dead oppossum (but I doubt there are opossum in Telwara).

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Four legs good; two legs better!

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yeah, it looks like it’s carrying something… and upright walking aside, did it also develop opposable flanges on its front hooves?

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Things like this, mixed with the recurring idea of people with goat legs and goats being associated with weird almost-human demonic happenings, make me wonder if this is actually a not entirely uncommon occurrence that we have collectively forgotten about but generations of myth and storytelling remember

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Maybe they “taught” it to walk on its hind legs by tying up its front legs.

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Hail Satan!

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Black billy knows how to make an entrance alright!

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Sadly, now that you mention it, that seems all too likely. Look how it lands when it falls back onto all fours—it may not even be able to stand on its front legs.

Yet another “funny” video depicting an animal in distress.

Seems pretty on-brand for the Daily Mail.

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Goats are constantly looking for new ways to be naughty

There is a reason goats are associated with the devil…

They’re a goat’s GOAT.

When asked what they thought of the spectacle, other village goats who had seen it all responded with an unenthusiastic, Mehhhhhh.

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All that goat yoga is finally bearing terrifying fruit.

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The stars are aligning, the Great Old Ones are waking from their slumber, Capital Laundry Services can only postpone CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN so far…

Iä! Shub-Niggurath!

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'sup, yo.

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It’s front legs are tied together. On two legs is the only way the poor thing can fucking walk.

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