It’s always strange to see the things which get a bee in their collective bonnet.
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They are kinda clingy
But don’t get them angry
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Original? Pretty sure coffee predates, as well as tea. And coffee tastes better as well. But that’s just me.
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“Energy drink” refers to a specific market category of very high caffeine and high sugar drinks, usually also including other nasty things like taurine. Jolt is generally credited with inventing this category.
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Tastes like almonds?
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Nitro-benzene. Its what bomb dogs crave.
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But where will hustle go from here? [Dyes self rose gold and launches Smoelbang, the drink whose smell launches people about 2 buildings away into apoplectic, anaerobic exercise but merely makes the drinker mildly aware of cervical enervation, in order.]
[Nature: This is pretty vacuous, and I’m fine with it.]
Narrator’s bang definitely didn’t last longer than it took to guzzle 16 oz. Do they read justified text, or are they listening to some automated TTS read the script? Maybe it’s a hustle thing and they drink 3 sugared drinks, fall asleep on an air mattress, and when they wake up from thrush their phone is full of these narrations?
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