Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/12/19/good-deal-on-a-lego-star-wars.html
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god that’s hideous.
Hah! Still, I’m guessing it would be really fishy and gross. Of course people eat auks, which are basically porgs. They pack them into leather bags and basically ferment them. I can’t decide if living on islands in the far North Atlantic makes you crazy or just very hungry.
See, that was their one redeeming feature. And you know at the big party in the end that they’re eating stormtrooper.
Holding out for a life size Lego Jar Jar
plenty of videos of these on porghub.com!
Hilariously, or maybe not, porgub has been has been blocked at work as being “suspicious”.
The g key is close enough to the n key to potentially be a mistype.
Since porgs are the puffins that couldn’t easily be removed from the shots of Skellig Michael, I’d say that porgs are alien auks.
Hah, I didn’t know that.
Which is why I like the porgs. Unlike other hated Star Wars species, this one does make sense, and I like the fact that the puffins were left undisturbed. Going back to the idea if using FX to make things more believable instead of just gee-whizzing.
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