GOP congressional candidate from Florida says she met space aliens

And some have limits.

I know people who were considering a vote for Jill Stein until they found out she’s an anti-vaxxer who is into all kinds of wild conspiracy theories (but still dismisses Russia’s well-documented election interference as a bunch of unsupported nonsense).

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It left out one of the most important details!

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“BRA, burned by establishment candidates, tossed from GOP debate stage”

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Clearly she’s a Martian mole brain washed Manchurian candidate.

And still more qualified than Trump.

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THis!

My first thought was “well, she apparently has photographic proof, so who am I to doubt…”
“…wait… maybe that’s Ivanka…”
“is it?”

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If you’re ok with a candidate who regularly talks to God, and thinks that those conversations are sufficient justification for a government policy, I don’t see why you shouldn’t be ok with aliens, too. If anything’s surprising about this it’s the consistency.

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How do you know it didn’t happen? The lady said she was abducted by aliens on a spaceship operated by crystals. 50/50 shot that she’s right :slight_smile:

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Freakin’ quartz rocks, how do they work?

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We should all make lists of things to ask them, in case we get chosen.

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Eh, I wouldn’t single or the GOP for this. I remember the Congressional elections in California had some pretty insane candidates on the Democratic side too. It was disheartening…

Granted, it was the STATE Senate, but still…

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Freakin’ quartz rocks, how do they work?

I believe the secret is to bang them together, guys.

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Aliens are more likely to exist.

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You do you, Florida. You do you.

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Exactly! Not only that, we are supposed to grant extra credibility to the candidate who expresses that he or she communicates silently with an invisible being. That notion actually is considered to be a major qualifying aspect of the candidacy. It boggles my mind.

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That’s a good point I’ll bear in mind going forward. The loon comment was a sarcastic dig at her politics, not her abduction claims.

My only problem with that is that the government would then have to be the arbiter of delusion, and that’s not something I trust politicians to define.

It’s one thing to talk to God and another to say God talked to you. I once wrote to Santa and Rudolph as a small child. Neither had the courtesy or existence to reply.

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I’m not surprised. With the state of politics in this country, what sane person would run for office?

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I’d rather have someone who talks to aliens than someone who believes that trickle down economics works. At least one of these things is scientifically plausible.

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“I went in. Brave. There were some round seats that were there, they were the best round seats, like you wouldn’t imagine, and some quartz rocks that controlled the ship, huge crystals – not like fake airplanes. Sad.”

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Eric does look like he is finding it difficult to keep the masquerade going.

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Yes, we get it now. Putin is dictating Trump what utter morons to endorse, because, the peepee tapes.

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