GOP lawmaker driven mad by bill that would decriminalize children who take naked photos of themselves, delivers a frenzied rant about anal sex on legislature's floor

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Not even. I mean, 16-year-olds sharing sexy pictures is ill-advised for a few reasons, but it isn’t even wrongdoing. It’s just a bad idea, and it would be good if adults tried to educate kids about why it’s a bad idea. Making it illegal is just… I’d make an analogy but this guy probably also thinks that putting kids in prison for smoking weed is a good idea.

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Yeah, that was a bad comparison, but the first “big fat nothing” that came to mind.

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I was thinking of things that I hate to do
Sex with your parents
Things you do to me or I do to you, baby
Sex with your parents

Something fatter or uglier than Rush Rambo
Something more disgusting than Robert Dole
Something pink that climbs out of a hole
And there it was:
Sex with your parents

I was getting so sick of this right wing republican shit
These ugly old man scared of young tit and dick
So I try to think of something that made me sick
And there it was:
Sex with your parents
Now these old fucks can steal all they want
And they can go and pass laws saying you can’t say what you want
And you can’t look at this and you can’t look at that
And you can’t smoke this and you can’t snort that
And me baby
I got statistics
I got stats
These people have been to bed with their parents

Now I know you’re shocked but hang and have a brew
If you think about it for a minute you know that it’s true
They’re ashamed and repelled and they don’t know what to do
They’ve had sex with their parents
When they looked into their lovers eyes they saw
Mom
In the name of the family values we must ask
Whose family?
In the name of the family values we must ask
Senator
It’s has been reported that you have had illegal congress with your mother
Sex with your parents
Senator
An illegal congress by proxy is a pigeon by any other name
Sex with your parents

Senators, you polish a turd
Here in the big city we got a word
For those who would bed their beloved big bird
And make a mockery of our freedoms
Without even using a condom
Without even saying " no "
By god we have a name for people like that
It’s
Hey
Motherfucker

Lou Reed, 1996

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Even money there is, so to speak a skeleton in his closet.

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