Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/21/gotta-go-talk-to-the-boss.html
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That’s just cruel. Even my boss gives me July 4th off. Doesn’t Putin have any respect for…oh.
They no longer care about optics. The GOP might as well officially change its motto to the slogan on the back of Melania’s jacket.
That would at least be honest.
It is customary for America’s leaders to spend the 4th in the nation’s capital after all.
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Oh how the mighty have fallen…doesn’t seem like much of a drop for republicans. They’ve been bottom feeders for a long time anyway. We’ll set off Chinese fireworks and putin will use our former constitution to wipe the trump off himself when he leaves.
Putin can show them a different cabinet of noses.
That jacket was a microcosm of the entire problem with coverage of the Trump crime family. Blatant statements of bigotry, apathy, avarice and vainglory have been spewing out of Il Douche and company since before he started campaigning and all the media could do was ask if there was some hidden message. So Melania literally plasters the truth across her back and still it’s what’s the hidden message? Her spokesbozo tells the press there’s no hidden message, it’s just a jacket. And the first half was not only true, but plain to see to anyone with two grey cells to rub together.
I have two hypotheses. One, the media is fundamentally incapable of processing politicians that don’t bother with dog whistles and other coded messages. Or two, the media is afraid to implicitly acknowledge that it gave these assholes a nonstop platform from which to broadcast their flagrant racism.
The history of modern, civilized America opened with one of those great, really liberating, really revolutionary wars of which there have been so few compared to the vast number of wars of conquest which, like the present imperialist war, were caused by squabbles among kings, landowners, or capitalists over the division of usurped lands or ill-gotten gains. That was the war the American people waged against the British robbers who oppressed America and held her in colonial slavery, in the same way as these “civilized” bloodsuckers are still oppressing and holding in colonial slavery hundreds of millions of people in India, Egypt, and all parts of the world. […] The American people have a revolutionary tradition which has been adopted by the best representatives of the American proletariat, who have repeatedly expressed their complete solidarity with us Bolsheviks.
– Lenin, Letter to American Workers, 1918
and, sure, why not?
We’re living in the stupidest FUCKING TIMELINE!
But it’s the kneeling nfl player that is the unpatriotic one? Right.
Expecting a GOP “Миссия выполнена!” banner over the Kremlin complete with Chinese fireworks, North Korean dancers and a procession of brown children in ankle chains as gifts to President Putin.
And at midnight they get to watch the Donny Two Burgers pee pee tape.
Once they’re gone, somebody change the locks.