Gubernatorial candidate slogan is "Jesus Guns Babies"

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I also have something to say about this image. To me, it looks like her internal monologue is, “You said this photoshoot would be over 4 hours ago!”

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Jesus guns babies?

Yes. Yes, He does.

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Well you don’t generally get babies at all unless somebody’s pistol comes first.

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So, it’s better if you go off half-cocked? /s

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“Always jump the gun.” -Mother Superior

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Who needs commas when you can use BULLET points?!

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NSFW and hysterically ‘shopped from the ammosexual covidiots’ early protest at Michigan’s capitol:

dildo_militia

[ETA: Apols in advance if too adult and moderation is required.]

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Pretty much spot on.

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If the pistol equipped has any class at all he’ll let the partner come twice first. :slight_smile:

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There is absolutely not a “Georgia in Russia”

ETA: Already pointed out above.
Consider this comment obsolete.

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I’m disappointed boing boing. Add me to that spreadsheet.

I came here for a meme pic of Jesus holding an AK that shot out babies instead of bullets and came up empty.

So. disappointed.

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Great grunge álbum name.

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Newt Gingrich…Marjorie T Greene…and now this one. If only I lived in Georgia. Oh, wait…I do! Fuck!

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And in The Sword and The Sorceror!

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jesus guns babies , but buddha blesses bohemians
jesus guns babies , but moses makes moussaka
jesus guns babies , but satan serves pastrami
jesus guns babies , but dr who eats jelly babies
jesus guns babies , but hammurabi slices salami

jesus guns babies , but kevlar backpacks saved some

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We’ve got Stacey Abrams, Sen Warnock, Sen Ossoff, we had the late, great John Lewis, etc. We got lots of good folks here. They do not have to be the ones who speak for all of us.

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The font at the top of that image looks like Cherokee, or Tsalagi…

or it could just be gibberish.

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Hmmm…

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