Gwyneth Paltrow's got a $75 "smells like my vagina" candle

[Wanderfound]

As before:

Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole using this $135 glass jar

Gwyneth is always good for a laugh, but she’s one of the less-offensive woo-merchants, IMO. It’s a refreshing change to find one that preys upon the privileged daft rather than the hopeless poor.

Ripping off stupid rich people is an ancient and honourable profession.