Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle explodes in London

She could just remarket it as a vagina roman candle.

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Gwyneth Paltrow is weird.

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Where’s the candle?

Throw a script together and you have a hit low budget horror film. Get your agent on the phone.

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Gyneth Paltrow and the Chicken Lady. Separated at hatching?

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More like the Goons. “Come warm yourself by this roaring candle.”

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flushed or thrushed

Ask Brad and Chris?!

OK, is that joke as obscene as Goop in particular and celebrity ‘products’ in general?

Candle scented ball balm called ‘Andy’s Dick and Balls’ perhaps…

well you started it!

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