10000 mAh portable candle. Oh, I suppose weâre talking about a different sort of power here.
Help me out. Is the PC term Conwoman or Conperson?
There have always been dumb people and others have always preyed on them.
Con-artist. They liked the Subway âsandwich-artistâ thing so they went with that.
People Iâve never heard of trading on their âreputationâ.
Isnât this the sort of thing that is best left to rot in obscurity and will only gain more power if attention is brought to it? (Now thereâs some âmagicâ.)
I asked my son for one for Christmas, but he doesnât have $90. Doesnât he realize how easily he could get $90 if only he had this power candle?
Tell ya what⌠I like you, so Iâm going to give ya a special deal â Iâll give you TWO Power Candles for $180! (donât let anybody else know â I canât afford to let everyone in on this)
#Act Now!
The Psychic hotline would have paid you millions!
Through my (soon-to-be) patent-pending proprietary orgone-chakra technology, I can now produce power candles for a bulk price of $40! This is a deal you canât afford to pass up!
Shut up and take my money!
I dunno. . . I mean. . . they cost ninety dollars!. . .
If they were like. . . five dollars. . . with a picture of the Virgin Mary on them. . . then sure, a load of bunk. . .
but. . . ninety dollars . . . ?
seems legit.
Look, I bet right now she has HUNDREDS of those candles burning backstage, pretty much ensuring her own success. She doesnât even need to go to Vegas, she can just light up those candles and the money comes pouring in. I want a piece of that action.
BOB! Where yaâ been?
As with âfishermanâ and âfisherwomanâ, the correct term is âconâ.
No. She practices an alternative, artisanal form of honesty, that is older and purer than your white male dominated books of law. She follows her destined role on the Threefold path, of the Wise Woman, The Sucker, and The Money that is soon Parted.
I had better stop writing this before someone starts believing it.
The thing is, she might actually believe in this nonsense. I like Hanlonâs Razor in situations like this:
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I bought one of her Wisdom candles a long time ago. I burned it in accordance with the instructions, thought about how much Iâd spend on it and the possibility that it would have any effect, and let me tell you this - I am definitely wiser.
Having ordered one from her web catalog, I was sent a private letter informing me that she has many âoff-menuâ items available. I canât tell you what they are, because she swore me to secrecy, but believe me, they are worth knowing about. I encourage you to order one today.
My âvigorous staminaâ, âextended performanceâ and âexplosive finishâ candles arrived today. But Iâve already said too much.
You people would be more sympathetic if you knew that she molds these special candles from her own ear wax. She suffers from a condition where she needs to harvest approximately 80lbs of ear wax every day from her head just to survive.
