Happy Gunsgiving!


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/23/happy-gunsgiving.html


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#3

good grief charlie brown!


#4

I’d say the top one is what pro-gun gun-nuts fear, and the bottom one is what anti-gun gun-nuts fear.

The rest of us are just completely appalled by that sad excuse for a store bought pie. I mean, that thing was hideous even before somebody dropped their greasy piece in it.


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#6

This is only going to encourage someone to try sticking a weapon into a baked good and thereafter into an oven at 400 degrees, with predictable results.


#7

Pffft, they didn’t even bake the gun into the pie. Their heart wasn’t in it.


#8

“Do you smell what the Glock is cookin’?”

ETA - Also Glock is Austrian, maybe that is how they do things over there.


#9

Nothing says loving, like a glock in your oven!


#10

Wouldn’t the pie clog the gun? Asking for a friend.


#11

If someone gave me that pie, I would be disappointed that most of the pie was probably inedable.

However, a pie with a gun in it is generally much more valuable, selling second-hand pies doesn’t have much of a margin, but you could get good money for that gun.


#12

Glocks are pretty reliable even when covered in sand and mud. You just don’t want the barrel plugged or it will cause the barrel to fail. A little pie wouldn’t hurt it.


#13

Leave the gun, take the cannoli pie.


#14

Super glad you asked. Glocks and AKs are great at this stuff. I think you can’t bake a Glock into a pie because about half the gun is polymer and would melt, but here’s a Glock with pumpkin pie filling:

Here’s an AK versus cottage cheese, peanut butter, and a ham sandwich:


#15

Only because Zardoz was playing at the theater last Friday:


#16

#PieNightmares


#17

Glad you posted this, I guess, because, despite being completely not a gun person, my instantaneous reaction when I saw the photo was, “That poor gun!”

Some part of my brain clearly has never gotten over the early childhood tendency to personify everything.


#18

Not a fan of plastic guns, and it would probably go all melty during baking.


#19

And it will never make it past the prison guards. Stick to the traditional file.


#20

Natural selection.