Harold Bornstein, Trump's ex-doctor, says candidate dictated letter claiming 'healthiest individual ever'

Guess who took the hypocritic oath.

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And verify the doctor who signed it…

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Well, Trump appears to attract parasites, con men, thugs, criminals, racists, and other deplorable people to his orbit. So I really cannot be surprised or all that incensed that his doctor is a man of low morals.

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Statistically speaking, “being Trump’s personal doctor” is now even more likely to end one’s career than “being Trump’s personal lawyer.”

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If only that was merely an Emperor’s New Clothes analogy. Sadly, (but not surprisingly, with these jackasses) it is not.

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An auto-arranged Windows desktop. That doc’s just not right.

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Icons visible, that’s just madness!

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I’m pretty sure it started during the campaign when none of them expected him to win. I mean, reportedly people in the campaign were doing things that were pointed out to be illegal and their response was, “Ha ha, only if we win!”

I keep saying - with Trump, all his insults and criticisms turn out to be projection, so odds are good that he’s not a US citizen and he’s actually a woman.

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Excellent point, and one which is easy to forget amid the constant volcano of fuckery that erupts every few days…

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Delegating is where I supervise a subordinate engineer, keeping an eye on their work. Its not the same when I hire a plumber, because I don’t actually know how to do that person’s job. I don’t think Trump has ever delegated anything. He may get people to do things for him, but its not the clear professional relationship we expect to see.

The bit that surprises me is that he expected people to believe he is some sort of super being in unbelievable health. When he obviously isn’t. He is probably about normal for his age.

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But being Trump’s personal Brain Care Specialist should guarantee at least a decade of employment.

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Prophetic:

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Okay, based on Trump’s penchant for 180-degree lies and the details of that phony medical status report, it seems likely that Trump:

  1. has serious cardiovascular disease.
  2. is gaining weight.
  3. is weak and gradually decompensating.
  4. has had numerous surgeries for numerous dangerous conditions.
  5. is in the early stages of prostate cancer.
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“Well, Zaphod Donald’s just ziz guy, you know?”

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Dammit that was what I was gonna share

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I’ll just leave this obligatory Simpsons.

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Is anyone actually surprised by this story? No?

The real story here is “why did the corporate media insist on treating this obviously-bullshit medical report as credible until now?”.

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