“Right after second breakfast, but don’t worry, I washed my hands first.”
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“When did you start smelling like burnt toast?”
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Anyone else read the fist part of the headline and get a warm fuzzy feeling? Only to have it dispelled by the second half?
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Ronald Reagan could not act worth a shit.
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Whatever. Can we vote now already?
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What a desperately insecure little boy.
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News would be if he were briefly capacitated.
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Imagine a person dedicating that much of their time to playing golf and still sucking at it.
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The term “sleazy stroker” comes to mind.
Even Laura Ingraham attacks Trump if Trump isn’t being Trump enough.
“A lot of people are saying…”
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The interesting part of this phenomenon is it wouldn’t matter, at all. Strokes don’t make you an evil, racist asshole, so really there’s no issue with Trump that can be blamed on a stroke…
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“Sir, why did you go to Walter Reed?”
“I didn’t have mini strokes!”
“Sorry, what was that? You had mini-strokes?”
“Woman man fake news banana!”
“Ah, yes of course, that’s what I thought. Thank you sir.”
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… I STROKE MYSELF ON PURPOSE
Every. Fucking. Day.
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Absolutely. Far right fake news factory.
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That’s not a stroke. I know symptoms of bone spurs when I see them.
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Big huge scary bone spurs, with sharp pointy teeth!
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Honestly, even if Trump HAD had one or more strokes, that wouldn’t come close to cracking the top 10 reasons why he’s unfit to be president
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Ahhhhh Tubbs.
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