🍅 Hate the Chef, love the Condiments 🌭


#127

… and I’ll go on record here as saying a Seattle-style dog sounds mouthwatering to me. That combination of creamy, salty, and umami sounds delightful.

I’ll reserve judgement until I’ve actually tried one.


#128

And when I’m done sucking down those grease-ball burgers, I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag, and then I’m gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side, and there ain’t a goddamned thing anybody can do about it, you know why? Because we got the bombs, that’s why.


#129

Don’t forget to kick a bald eagle nest while you’re at it.


#130

With the anchovies?


#131

It’s close enough. I mean, NY, Philly… pretty much the same, eh.

:fishing_pole_and_fish:


#132

Are you trying to start a flame war?


:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:
#133

Commie.


:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:
#134

Card carrying, you seedless fruit.


#135

Reading a 19th century novel I ran across mention of walnut ketchup which sounded like a delightful thing as well.

I’ve gotta say I really do admire your hot pink 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible. The baby fur seal headlights are a nice touch.


#136


#137

Hey, there’s no need to go that far. Seedless? Seedless?! Why you gotta make it so personal?


#138

Oh, I need to try this. Making it is. If I read the ingredient list it is a lot of savory. And also leave it a long time alone on a very slow simmering stove. Maybe, if I’m fast I can still find some black walnuts.
I’ve made black walnut liquor, it’s a great thing when you not drink to much of it. :wink:


#139

I thought it was NY and Boston that were pretty much the same. Shows what I know.


#140

Aren’t they?

And it can go 115mph (although it only gets 1mpg at that speed).


#141

Two whitest things in the country?

I’m a mustard only kinda guy, but goddamn people, THIS

is now my lunch today.

And it was good.


#142

So a hot dog IS a sandwich. Knew it. :smiley:


#143

You had me at sordid. Do continue.


#144

I am sooo hungry right now, I want a hot dog. Onions, tomatoes, mustard and ketchup.


#145

I am fucking printing this out, framing it, and hanging it on my wall.


#146

I like the cut of your jib.
Granted, the Holy Brat should not even be included with these lesser tubes-o-meat.