Have you opened the reply window and CLICKED ✨ THIS ✨

Okay. I figured it out. I’ve been typing the tags in directly instead of using the poll builder. A private poll should just read:

A public poll:

This makes Discourse angry:

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

  • A woodchuck would chuck anything he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • This question does not make any sense, as the answer depends wholly on the nature of the new ability being given to the woodchuck.
  • I am not familiar enough with woodchuck psychology to answer this question.
  • Heh heh heh. “Wood.”

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Summary

don’t look at me

or this, or I will be mad

  • you are now doomed
  • your doom is even doomier
  • why can’t I insert a gif here, because I’d put up the Gir doom song gif and we’d all be happy

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Well, with our current split between Lawfuls and Chaotics:

The last few elections begin to make more sense.

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The feel-good read of the summer.

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I don’t even know where to find that gear, let alone click it.

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You just passed it.

It’s in the reply window.

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  • Yes.
  • No.
  • Well, maybe,I guess that tiny thumbnail was pretty vague.

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… it’s in the title.

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Well yeah… now.

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i have no idea what you are talking about [takes a sip from his DSLR-lens mug]

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No handle? No mug!

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I go by high plains drifter.

Why oh why oh why do we never get sensible results from polls.

  • Arrow’s Impossibility Theorem
  • Sampling Error
  • Go Away! I don’t want to answer any stupid questions.
  • Archbishop Thomas Crammer (deceased)

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Where’s the “both” option?

Broken poll: it didn’t have the right answer anywhere, which as everyone knows is…

He would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Kids these days!

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That’s fine. I consider every answer except “Heh heh heh. ‘Wood.’” to be incorrect anyhow.

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Statistically biased:

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