Which is why it’s a datenight shirt! Your sister would know what his intentions were if he was wearing that shirt (second date or later, of course). @japhroaig can totally pull it off.
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fucking-cartoon-pigs
Wouldn’t that be vetoed by standards and practices?
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That’s a 21st century Eddie Haskell shirt if I’ve ever seen one. @japhroaig can do, has done, and probably is always doing, so much better.
Ain’t sayin’ I’d ever look better. But Lord, don’t You never let me be seen in that shirt.
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Is my vote weighted more heavily if it’s my cake day? Because I say shirt number one. But they’re not really that different so stop worrying and pick one at random if you must because it doesn’t matter.
You’re charming with or without a shirt. Don’t sweat it, Zaph. I mean Japh.
(You know where your towel is, right?)
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Wahoo!
Don’t listen to @Donald_Petersen. 
Novelty ties are for married men to torture their spouses and co-workers.
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Not true! When i was a kid, I used to sometimes buy my fairly straight-laced father novelty ties to torture him. And sometimes, on very rare and special occasions, he’d wear one.
And @japhroaig, congratulations on the successful first date, and “break a leg” for the second! 
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Pics plz!
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I almost wrote that, too, but I think I made my point.
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Lookin’ suave as fuck! Hope it went well!
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Yeah, I know. And I love Jafrog like I loves any of my brothers, but I still hate that shirt. He ain’t getting to 1st base with me in it.
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What the hell kind of relationship do you have with your brothers?!
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Obviously depends on the shirt.
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Those slacks work really well for you. :swoon_in_general:
Brunch is an early lunch without the courage of its convictions. Or a late breakfast sheepishly pretending it didn’t oversleep. 
Whichever meal is masquerading as a “brunch,” I will happily eat it though. 
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Yes, it’s the correct wording. Sounds btw great ‘suave’, apart from looking good.
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Very handsome! You look great!
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I’m actually blushing 
If I can keep up my diet and start getting some lean muscle going, I’ll lose my moobs and beer gut in no time 
. It does blow me away that me, a slightly overweight guy, has to buy ‘slim fit’ shirts.
(I’ve lost seven pounds, and mostly not water. 200, here I come!)
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Dude, you must be pretty tall because that picture in no way shows you even close to 200 lbs.
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6’3", 227lbs. Need to hit 200/190 so I lose my proto jowls.
Eta
just checked the BMI charts, and I am two down from the top of overweight. 20 more pounds and I’m normal (normal!?!? Don’t they know I’m eccentric!?)
I was at 265/270 a few years ago. I’ve been slowly shedding and keeping it off.
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