The trees pulped for toilet paper are farm-raised. ‘Saving trees’ makes about as much sense as ‘saving corn’ or ‘saving potatoes’. It’s just a crop.
The whole point of using a bidet is to avoid skid marks.
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If you’re going to do an Ollie, make sure you watch the dismount.
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Total agreement. “bidet train” immediately conjured an image of a potential sequel to “The Human Centipede”…
I don’t go to barbers either.
My wife just mows my head every few weeks.
I do my own mustache and electric pliers, er, shaver shaving.
It does, but also I’m pretty sure everything you hear sounds like that 
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See? See?
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I don’t think you’re wrong… 
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Why the overkill of a Bidet? 2 bottles of water on the right side of your toilet pot will do the same job: use one to rinse after the big or small commission. The second bottle is for when you’ve forgotten to refill the first one after extended use. The same way as just about 2/3rds of Asia does… simple, clean and « ecological ». (Ok: using drinkwater to flush and clean feces might impose some ethical questioning…)
I mean if the choice is Trump Pence vs Bidet Harris I’m going to vote Bidet every time.
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Vote for Bidet 2020 when you need to clean up a yuge mess.
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