Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/05/28/heres-a-nice-recipe-for-a-mi.html
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Surely and egg-creme is the ideal mix for the concurrent egging and milkshaking of fascists
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What’s wrong with a good old punch in the face?
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Dead fish (and milkshakes) were thrown at UKIP-MEP wannabe and all-round human fecal stain Carl Benjamin at a hustings in Cornwall. This is the guy who tweeted ‘he wouldn’t even rape’ a certain female Member of Parliament, top banter.
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Has anyone come up with a good process for making milkshake balloons?
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bantz
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fascists are generally intolerant, not just of lactose.
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There’s nothing more natural than a milkshake.
Why in the world waste a nice tasty milkshake? Toss something sensible, like kale or lima beans.
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Egg creams contain no egg! (No cream, either, but my point is, you can’t egg someone with an egg cream.)
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Does it bring all the Proud Boys to the yard?
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That doesn’t seem like a milkshake you’d want to waste on a fascist. No, a fascist deserves nothing better than a fast food milkshake, or, if you’re going to make it yourself, simple (ideally spoiled) milk, thickened with something like xanthan gum (for extra stickiness) and some nice food coloring (for staining), not decent food.
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A Moloko Cocktail?
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Durian shake, nuff said
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Cast iron pans.
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Vomit fruit milkshake.
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The miracle of the oaf and fishes!
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I should add that Alt Right sleb and suspicious mattress stain Milo - remember him? - was also at the fish-tossing event, but it’s unclear if he suffered piscine assault.
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