Here's a porn recommendation from Charles Schwab

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Posted by Randy, eh?

austin powers GIF

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The tweet above was from November 16th, and the retweet is gone now.

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Schwabbing the Decks

My Stonks are Rising

I’d Buy That For a Dollar

I Love Your Bid-Ask Spread

Bare Market

Golden Liquidity

Going Long (I didn’t have to alter this at all :man_shrugging: )

Pubic Float

Sloppy Secondary Offering

Blue-Ball Stock

Day Swapping

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“Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.”

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Schwab is a fantastic alternate name for Johnson.

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It’s not often that Charles Schwab recommends double-D-rated bonds.

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Props that it’s a Black porn star who’s being recco’d!

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I’ll always appreciate how Josh Marshall just leaned into his accidental porn tweet.

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OK, suppose E.F. Hutton were to moan…would people listen?

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It’s the 21st century, yo; such “old” pop culture references are likely lost on anyone under 40.

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Get a piece as hard as a rock with Prudential.

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File under “classic porn”. /s

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Corny music, big mustaches and… other hair; no thanks…

E.F. Hutton can talk if he wants, but I ain’t listening.

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Don’t underestimate them, they know how to work the Google.

But “would they even bother looking it up?” is the real question.

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References don’t look up well. Like, looking up E.F. Hutton I can see that he founded a prominent brokerage company and owned several yachts. Does that mean I now get the joke, or am I missing something more? How do I know?

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Apparently during the 1970s, they used the tagline in an ubiquitous media campaign:
“When EF Hutton talks, people listen,” implying that they offered good investment advice.

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