Originally published at: Here's a porn recommendation from Charles Schwab | Boing Boing
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Posted by Randy, eh?
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The tweet above was from November 16th, and the retweet is gone now.
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Schwabbing the Decks
My Stonks are Rising
I’d Buy That For a Dollar
I Love Your Bid-Ask Spread
Bare Market
Golden Liquidity
Going Long (I didn’t have to alter this at all 
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Pubic Float
Sloppy Secondary Offering
Blue-Ball Stock
Day Swapping
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“Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.”
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Schwab is a fantastic alternate name for Johnson.
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It’s not often that Charles Schwab recommends double-D-rated bonds.
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Props that it’s a Black porn star who’s being recco’d!
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I’ll always appreciate how Josh Marshall just leaned into his accidental porn tweet.
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OK, suppose E.F. Hutton were to moan…would people listen?
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It’s the 21st century, yo; such “old” pop culture references are likely lost on anyone under 40.
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Get a piece as hard as a rock with Prudential.
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File under “classic porn”. /s
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Corny music, big mustaches and… other hair; no thanks…
E.F. Hutton can talk if he wants, but I ain’t listening.
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Don’t underestimate them, they know how to work the Google.
But “would they even bother looking it up?” is the real question.
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References don’t look up well. Like, looking up E.F. Hutton I can see that he founded a prominent brokerage company and owned several yachts. Does that mean I now get the joke, or am I missing something more? How do I know?
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Apparently during the 1970s, they used the tagline in an ubiquitous media campaign:
“When EF Hutton talks, people listen,” implying that they offered good investment advice.
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