Here's the weirdest, scariest stuff Trump said at 77-minute 'I’m not ranting and raving' meltdown

“Russia is a ruse” sounds great in my head with Sean Connery voice.

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Yeah, if he starts indicating that he feels the whole country is his enemy, we’ve got to start really worrying.

Fingers crossed.

I took it, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the survey responses aren’t even recorded - they’re just designed to create outrage in his base to get them to donate money, which is the actual purpose of it.

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watched all hour and 53 minutes of the video, so you wouldn’t have to

Pure altruism? Or a bit like when you can’t stop watching QVC?

This plunger is so great. I can’t believe how great it is. We have the best plunger here.

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OMGawd I had the same thought as I read through them. I was trying to answer them as if I voted for him yet gently send a alternate message but if I truly voted for him I could see these making me rage more against the media. The one question that made me nervous…“should president Trump do something about the media?” WTF!!!

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Lets hope then he goes down before he realizes it. It allready startet. His goverment is falling apart, the castle of bullshit he and his cronies have cosntructed is collapsing and he himself is obviously starting to come undone. He is not a president. He never was. He is a shitty con artist that has bitten off more than he can swallow.

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I think we need to be fair to the President.

He never said the White House was a finely tuned machine. If you watch that part of the “Pres” conference he was very precise and clearly thinking carefully and using all of his brain power to give an accurate statement.

He very specifically said the White House was operating like a finely tooned machine. Toon being slang for a comic animation.

I am not sure what toon he had in mind when he said this. It could have been South Park or Tom & Jerry or Toy Story or American Dad. However it was 100% certain he was comparing the White House to a cartoon.

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:laughing:

If I was a betting man, I’d go for one of those weird and scary Soviet-era ones.

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Nah, not for the groper-in-chief:

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Well done!

And welcome to BoingBoing! (Seriously! Please stick around. :grin: )

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McSweeney’s already did this with Trump’s Black History Month speech.

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There was another well known controversial politician who used to stay up into the early hours badgering staff and who used to make long, rambling speeches interspersed with threats and self-promotion, but I’m not going to mention the name because I would then invoke Godwin’s Law.

At least Czechoslovakia no longer exists so Trump can’t invade it.

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Americans, when are you finally going to get rid of this baby?

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You don’t believe that do you? If he wanted to, he could, and it would be the best, just you listen, it would be the hugiest invasion of Czechosolvkistan ever.
trust me. He knows the best invaders, the very best. Whats more, he would negotiate the costs right down, does it all the time, he has the best costs, the bestest possible costs.

(hey, this shit writes itself almost !)

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Interesting link. What I understand from the questions in that “study” is that Donald Trump is seeking support to reduce the liberties of the press. Whether that is possible in the USA, I don’t know, but the message is quite clear: “the press are not reporting fairly”.

Everyone should click on the link. One can read all questions without giving an answer.

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The US 1st Amendment is only as strong as the USSC chooses to say it is.

(yes, the pro-fascist club was a “joke”. Y’all comfortable leaving your rights in the hands of someone who thinks fascism is funny?)

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Yup, that’s about it.

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I guess we should be glad he’s not a Southerner, otherwise he’d expect a lot more than coffee from a black woman.

(Sorry, I was watching Roots last night.)

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Finally, someone got it right. That indefinite article is key. Trump is the President of the Unites States but that’s just a title. He has a role to fill and he is failing (and flailing) miserably.

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Huh? Did I miss that thread?

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Depleted uranium is less radioactive than the average house brick. Depleted uranium is used in bullets and in counterweights for cranes because it is heavy. It could also be used in fast breeder reactors as a fuel. It can also be used as an interntial container around an atom bomb, as it’s mass holds the bangy stuff in for a bit longer, and turns some of the neutrons into more bang. You can leave this layer off. The Tsar Bomba left it off, so the aircraft could get off the ground. With it, it could have yeilded about 200 MT.

The bangy stuff he thinks he is talking about is probably plutonium.

Don’t tell him. It’s safer this way.

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