Here's what happened to the guy who got arrested for an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his car

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Slightly tangential, but what is up with the guy’s website? Has he been hacked?

http://dillonshanewebb.com/

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I’m a little ashamed to admit that if the headline is:

Here’s what happened to the guy who got arrested for an “I Eat Ass” sticker on his car

I kind of expect an article that just says:

He ate ass.

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Yeah, like I said before, it’s a little vulgar, but not that bad. It certainly shouldn’t be an arrestable offense.

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Yeah, if anything it’s celebratory. He cherishes someone, or a group of people, to the extent that he eats their ass.

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Does the cop eat ass?

Is he just mad because he won’t do that thing his wife likes so he’s afraid she’ll go elsewhere?

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Christ what an ass-eating hole

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Here in KC I followed a guy who had “I eat ass on the first date” across the rear spoiler of his Acura/Honda/little racer with big muffler. His license plate…“FEEDME”

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WOW! Who knew Phil Coulson became a lawyer in Florida?

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“Lake City sucks.”

Word. Verifiable.

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The karmic justice here would be for the cop and the department to…get their asses chewed out over this.

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Ugh, worst pun ever…

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Just remove the – I – then everyone is happy.

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And BB is doing follow-up reporting on current media events that are mildly interesting. Did this even make it to air on a network? Somehow I doubt it. How would they ever explain it?

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Oh wow. My daughter works in a Chick-fil-a and we constantly laugh about how many people order ass tea. Fortunately, they only serve ice tea there.

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Probably just an LMD.

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Seems to me like he didn’t pay his buddy that designed the website for him. But it’s a bit hard to read/parse.

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https://www.chiapellasalumi.it/it/prodotti/crudi/salami/salame-di-asino.php
I like “salame di asino” (ass salami) unfortunaely is a bit hard to find, joy have to find a buther that sells horse meat.

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Not something I’d put on my car, but I support the man’s right to do so himself.

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If I had a penny for every time I ate ass, I’d have a bunch of Ass Pennies. /s

Yay, another opportunity for UCB’s Ass Pennies.

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Eat his own ass? He doesn’t look that limber.

Welcome to BoingBoing!

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