“ he says he will "do whatever it takes to return this country back to its former glory”
They need to bring him in for observation. Self harm is a serious matter.
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Some real Perkinsville KS vibes here, I’m sure when the martians attack he’ll be ready to defend his TV.
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I’m picturing his first visit to the local Klan meeting; “Your name is what?!? Get the rope boys.”
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But it’s just a metaphor. He’s actually going to shoot his opponents with “killer” legislation and stellar constituent services (ctrl-alt-sarcasm).
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What better way to write off yer boombooms then to use them in a commercial…
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