How to pretend you're not high according to this comforting weed-mama

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Well she’s wonderfully perky, for sure - which is probably what a high person needs to get them to take it all in.

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Saying you have a screaming headache works too. It helps explain the slow reaction time, lack of attention or emotion, and occasional slurred speech.

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Holy shit, Annette Bening has a new career as “weed-mama?” She’s so versatile.

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“Mr. Officer, I’m not as think as you high I am.”

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Also headache is not contagious like colds are.

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I have allergies, and sometimes migraines

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I think I’d rather just stay in and raid the fridge. All that stuff sounds pretty stressful, you know?

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This comes more than 27 years too late for Craig.

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I always thought of her as giving off “cool aunt” vibes.

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