How to pretend you're not high according to this comforting weed-mama

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Originally published at: How to pretend you're not high according to this comforting weed-mama | Boing Boing

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Well she’s wonderfully perky, for sure - which is probably what a high person needs to get them to take it all in.

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Saying you have a screaming headache works too. It helps explain the slow reaction time, lack of attention or emotion, and occasional slurred speech.

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Holy shit, Annette Bening has a new career as “weed-mama?” She’s so versatile.

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“Mr. Officer, I’m not as think as you high I am.”

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Also headache is not contagious like colds are.

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I have allergies, and sometimes migraines

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Sad how Lifehacker has been eviscerated over the course of the Gawker shakedown.

Slashdot, BB, and Lifehacker used to be my gotos. (Maybe that says something about me some may sneer at? Get off my lawn! /s) Now Lifehacker is in the same dustbin as Facebook. Just not quite as evil.

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I think I’d rather just stay in and raid the fridge. All that stuff sounds pretty stressful, you know?

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Ice cream? Did someone say ice cream??

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This comes more than 27 years too late for Craig.

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I always thought of her as giving off “cool aunt” vibes.

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