Huffing Boing Boing

#578

A long list of comedians mourn the passing of King Kong’s gorgeous junk.

#579

The Streisand effect

Could it be… ethics?

That sounds like one of mine; follow the d**n rules!

As California Ages, it doesn’t get around as much, but stays just as weird:

I’ll believe in these people when I can see them

Don’t mess with Texas Police Research, gentlemen!

No boob or sock or jammies money

#580

When will THIS go on sale in the BB Store?

Uh… okay.

WE WISH

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#581

The other dog is not worth your time.

#582

Man builds massive extraterrestrial face in his backyard to help fund series on history’s most defiant women

#583

Homophobic North American Viking very upset about Easter Bunny

#584
#585

Free-range, organic, cruelty-free, hormone-free, antibiotic-free, non-gmo internet.

#586

Ted Cruz explains home plumbing drainage

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#587

How to remove warts at home with an inflatable sex doll

#588
#589

Here’s a better one:

#590

Tweet from the future

#591

It’s the truth.

#592

O… M… GEE…

That’s too perfect.

FFS, why does randomness have to be so uncannily lumpy?

#593

American toddlers have shot 23 people in a bad way, then in an awesome way

#594

The skinjobs are getting creative.

#595

Eerie

#596

Secret, warrantless bottles are the worst.

#597

So, remember what I was saying about problematic bot-tweets?

Otherwise, there’s been some fantastic stuff:

We have top men working on it. TOP MEN!

:musical_score: “I’ll stop the world and melt with you” :musical_note: :musical_note:

and one more for the “horrifying” category: