A long list of comedians mourn the passing of King Kong’s gorgeous junk.
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The Streisand effect
Could it be… ethics?
That sounds like one of mine; follow the d**n rules!
As California Ages, it doesn’t get around as much, but stays just as weird:
I’ll believe in these people when I can see them
Don’t mess with Texas Police Research, gentlemen!
No boob or sock or jammies money
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When will THIS go on sale in the BB Store?
Uh… okay.
WE WISH
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The other dog is not worth your time.
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Man builds massive extraterrestrial face in his backyard to help fund series on history’s most defiant women
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Free-range, organic, cruelty-free, hormone-free, antibiotic-free, non-gmo internet.
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Here’s a better one:
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Tweet from the future
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It’s the truth.
O… M… GEE…
That’s too perfect.
FFS, why does randomness have to be so uncannily lumpy?
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The skinjobs are getting creative.
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Eerie
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Secret, warrantless bottles are the worst.
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So, remember what I was saying about problematic bot-tweets?
Otherwise, there’s been some fantastic stuff:
We have top men working on it. TOP MEN!
“I’ll stop the world and melt with you” 
and one more for the “horrifying” category:
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