Huffing Boing Boing


#578

A long list of comedians mourn the passing of King Kong’s gorgeous junk.


#579

The Streisand effect

Could it be… ethics?

That sounds like one of mine; follow the d**n rules!

As California Ages, it doesn’t get around as much, but stays just as weird:

I’ll believe in these people when I can see them

Don’t mess with Texas Police Research, gentlemen!

No boob or sock or jammies money


#580

When will THIS go on sale in the BB Store?

Uh… okay.

WE WISH


#581

The other dog is not worth your time.


#582

Man builds massive extraterrestrial face in his backyard to help fund series on history’s most defiant women


#583

Homophobic North American Viking very upset about Easter Bunny


#584

#585

Free-range, organic, cruelty-free, hormone-free, antibiotic-free, non-gmo internet.


#586

Ted Cruz explains home plumbing drainage


#587

How to remove warts at home with an inflatable sex doll


#588

#589

Here’s a better one:


#590

Tweet from the future


#591

It’s the truth.


#592

O… M… GEE…

That’s too perfect.

FFS, why does randomness have to be so uncannily lumpy?


#593

American toddlers have shot 23 people in a bad way, then in an awesome way


#594

The skinjobs are getting creative.


#595

Eerie


#596

Secret, warrantless bottles are the worst.


#597

So, remember what I was saying about problematic bot-tweets?



Otherwise, there’s been some fantastic stuff:


We have top men working on it. TOP MEN!



:musical_score: “I’ll stop the world and melt with you” :musical_note: :musical_note:

and one more for the “horrifying” category: