Here’s a better one:
Tweet from the future
It’s the truth.
O… M… GEE…
That’s too perfect.
FFS, why does randomness have to be so uncannily lumpy?
The skinjobs are getting creative.
Secret, warrantless bottles are the worst.
So, remember what I was saying about problematic bot-tweets?
Otherwise, there’s been some fantastic stuff:
We have top men working on it. TOP MEN!
“I’ll stop the world and melt with you”
and one more for the “horrifying” category:
It hits everything…