I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

#2967

Remember, chimney descents are not safe, kids, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_AW_sny6kY

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#2968

KATE
I’m sorry, it’s – Lincoln’s
birthday. Something terrible
happened on Lincoln’s birthday one
year, and ever since then…

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#2969
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#2970

https://youtu.be/dxgPX5-cmvc

#2971

If only we had known sooner…

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#2972

Are you sure it’s a collapsable blimp?

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#2973

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#2975

I’m disappointed it wasn’t pertaining to dank carpets.

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#2976

Dank carpets and coffee in Gweneth Paltrow’s butt: Discuss.

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#2977

I mean, for her that’s called a Monday.

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#2978

Hmmmmm…

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#2979
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#2980

Come on folks, we’re almost at 3000! We can do it!.

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#2981

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#2982

3000? Pfft. I miss the questions thread.

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#2983

That was was, what, like 10k or something?

Sounds like a good target to me.

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#2984

Alas the limit on posts for a single thread were changed. We will never reach it again.

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#2986

Race conditions everywhere.

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#2987

Bump, bump… mcbumpy pants.

men-without-hates-safety-dance-waave

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#2988

Doesn’t it though?

Now you have to log in to view dank carpets.

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