one of the first replies will be along the lines of
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See? SEE?!
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Only the finish (top) coat of plaster is hard as nails; the brown (middle) coat is softer, and although the scratch (deepest) coat can be slightly harder than the brown coat, itâs still not rock-hard like the finish coat.
Your typical USA pre-1920 plaster job contains lime in all three coats, sharp sand in the brown and scratch coats, and animal fibers (typically horse hair or pig bristles but sometimes cattle hair) in the scratch coat. Occasionally there is stone dust in the finish coat. When cut or smashed, all these things will create dust that you should not breathe - in particular you want to avoid inhaling powdered pig bristles - because although they are not conventionally poisonous, they will nonetheless do permanent harm to your lungs. A cheap dust mask is sufficient.
To examine a secret room or priestâs hole, use a 1.5" or larger hole saw to create an opening you can push a camera and light through. Understand that if you hit a stud youâll probably destroy the hole saw in one use, because youâre quite likely to hit multiple nails in the lath. Even if you donât hit any nails youâll still wreck a cheap hole saw because of the sand in the brown coat. Do not just drill until you stop feeling any resistance, cut through each layer separately, so you donât snarl free-hanging wires, cut into a pipe, or sever a stud. Masking tape on the finish coat will reduce the chance of a running crack, and is very much worth doing. Wetting the brown and scratch coats with a spritzer bottle will reduce dust, ditto.
Wooden lath is sawn or riven or split. If itâs not sawn, you have a very historic wall and you should under no circumstances destroy it without first getting significant amounts of input from local historians.
Once you can look inside with a small USB OTG camera & LED light attached to your cell phone, youâll find itâs either an equipment chase (for wires and plumbing and gas lines) or a secret lair of Nyarlathotep. In the latter case, you should be able to see at least one sealed doorway. If there is only one, do not open this door or remove the Elder Sigil. However, if there is a doorway that leads into the mortal plane, let me know and Iâll tell you how to reopen it.
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Kickstarter to send Medievalist to Chateau Beschizza.
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This whole thread = How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
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I would pay extra for horse and knightâs armour
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Stretch goal!
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How? Weâre dying to know?!? 
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As a kid my dad asked me that one, told me the punchline, and the next day I said, âOkay, itâs tomorrow. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?â I was serious. I totally did not get the punchline.
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great comment +++
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If he ever tells you, let me know the answer.
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Itâs all very well putting @Medievalist on the front page and all, heâs a splendid chap, and full of good advice, BUT WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DO THE THING?!?!???!?
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I bet thereâs a bunch of those Pokey-Man thingies in there!
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I have ordered the explosives!
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Iâm picturing Rob assembling a heist team.
Just be charitable, and donât cast Elliott Gould as Medievalist.
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You better have.
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Anyone posted this yet?
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