I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Yikes!

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Fun fact: an anagram of ā€œyikesā€ is ā€œkey isā€! The key is what, I wonder.

(just trying to bring this back around to safes for old timeā€™s sake.)

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I was going to say that most sake isnā€™t aged beyond six months, and is drunk within a year :wink: ā€¦but today I learned that a small percentage of sake on the market is aged, some of it for a number of years. Apparently some of it may taste similar to sherry, or bourbon, or whiskey.

Therefore I think itā€™s safe to say: while one may have some understanding of a subject, never assume you have a lock on it.

(And seriously, donā€™t humans ageā€”or attempt to age, or age by accidentā€”pretty much all foods? I should have known there would be aged sake! I suppose I vaguely guessed there would be, or I wouldnā€™t have gone looking it up.)

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Wonderful things like beer and cheese would probably not exist if not for some neolithic happy accident. Hurrah for absentmindedness.

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And for having enough to eat that some can be set aside for laterā€¦in a safe place, of course.

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The other day I learned that oaks have a three-year cycle for acorn production: two lean years followed by a boom year. The two lean years keep the nut forager population in check; the boom year causes squirrels to go nuts (ha) with hoarding, collecting and hiding so many nuts that they forget about a large number of them. If the oaks always had lean years this distribution wouldnā€™t happen; if they were always heavy producers the forager population would boom and all the nuts would get eaten too.

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The squirrels are probably hoping for some nice fermented acornsā€¦imagine their surprise to find that theyā€™ve got a bunch of little trees instead.

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And of course its always some sloppy guy thatā€™s gunna look at some old food they left out and thinksā€¦ maybe itā€™ll taste ok. And eats it despite it looking way past fresh.

Iā€™m not saying this out of experienceā€¦ not at allā€¦

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Wow, I just discovered this thread. So what did he find in the safe? /s

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Ramen. Oodles of ramen.

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Random squirrel facts.

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A dank carpet of oak seedlings.

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How long did it take you to read through? (Or did you?)

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Yes, tell, tell! Iā€™ve always wanted to evaluate this Discourse feature:

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I didnā€™t. I was joking. Iā€™ve been aware that this thread is still active, just never participated.

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This guy rates the cheap stuff, and I have to admit heā€™s turned me on to the better cheap instant ramen out there, though my local Asian market doesnā€™t carry anywhere near as many brands as he finds.

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This. I need this. Thank you.

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Himself. He found himself.

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The opening, from the safeā€™s POV:

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