ZOMFG, it’s been how many months and we still don’t know?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I am disapoint… 
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I don’t believe the safe exists. I think @Beschizza just grabbed a pic somewhere and made up the story to troll us all.
Troll-zilla!
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Who built that backboard? And where did he get those sneakers?
While I’m at it, where’d the ball come from?
Comic books are weird.
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Wait, maybe Godzilla is the size of me and those movies were actually about a tiny little Japan filled with tiny people and that’s the real tragedy here. It’s a commentary on how people of all sizes should be treated equally in culture.
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Evolution in action. After millennia of being flattened by giant nomsters*, the average height is now just under 10cm. And to reflect the dwindling food supply, Godzillas are now only a couple metres tall.
*Typo, but I liked it.
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Marry, 'tis true. Here’s the first time his cousin Rodan stepped off the boat to visit the wee kingdom with his publicist and photographer.
The publicist quickly apologized for squishing that street vendor there.
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This is 100% accurate why I have not been nattering in here at my usual rate. Busy!
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\m/ (-_-) \m/
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Safe Update? Please, man. I’m gettin’ jittery here…
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Well, why not both?
As long as turning people into dinosaurs is a close second priority!
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As long as the dinosaurs don’t have cancer, it’s a win-win!
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Plus you can market dinosaur cartilage as an anti-cancer drug.
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Dinosaur cartilage is people!!
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Jittery? You need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN, if you’re going to have any hope of manipulating that dial.
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Yeah, that search skips across the top of the porno pond.
I bet @beschizza is already laid up in Big Sky Country, having a big-time vacation courtesy of his doubloon stash…
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The quality of humor in this thread has very nearly convinced me never to try opening it again!
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