The quality of humor in this thread has very nearly convinced me never to try opening it again!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I think maybe our giffings of protest are only encouraging @beschizza…
Also… your gif fits well with Bad Brains, oddly enough.
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but what else to do? the threat to stop adding more humour to this thread is not exactly believable
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I think we’re…
…safe…
from that.
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If you ever do open the safe i just don’t know what i would do with myself. I rely on this thread to get my recommended daily value of snark.
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In that case, just lock it inside a bigger safe, and sell the house.
ETA: which (of course) may already have happened…
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While you appear to have the same tokenizer and pos-tagger as everybody else, your sentiment-analysis module needs some tweaking.
To wit:
If Rob opens his safe, this thread will (shortly) end.
Rob likes humo(u)r*.
As such, we can infer that Rob likes to see humor.
People want to see things that they like.
People like to see quality in the things they see.
Thus, Rob likes to see quality humor.
If Rob says “the quality of humor in this thread has very nearly convinced me never to try opening it again”, we know that since Rob to not open the safe to prolong the thread, he thinks the thread is full of quality humor.
* The proof of this is left as an exercise for the reader.
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My husband is convinced this is all a hoax because he “saw it on Reddit once” so if you don’t open it he’s going to think he’s right and I hate that.
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I’m sorry! We’re all sorry! We’ll try to suck more!
Want to hear some Dad jokes?
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We are faced with one of two possibilities:
- The safe is unopened. Rob @beschizza will never open it.
- The safe has been opened. Rob @beschizza will never tell us he’s opened it.
Therefore, Rob is keeping us in a perpetual state of not knowing whether he has opened the safe, so when we think of the safe, we think of it as simultaneously open and closed, similar to Schrödinger’s Cat being simultaneously alive and dead.
I’m naming this paradox Beschizza’s Safe.
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There is no safe.
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The safe is a lie?
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We are IN the safe.
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The lie is a safe.
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