I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Maybe I’ll read that comic alongside this one.

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Well, why not both?

As long as turning people into dinosaurs is a close second priority!

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As long as the dinosaurs don’t have cancer, it’s a win-win!

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Plus you can market dinosaur cartilage as an anti-cancer drug.

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Dinosaur cartilage is people!!

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It’s okay, you’re in a safe space

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Jittery? You need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN, if you’re going to have any hope of manipulating that dial.

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*ahem

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Well, now someone has to photoshop two safes having sex. And it ain’t gonna be me.

#SafeSex

Also, bump.

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Yeah, that search skips across the top of the porno pond.

I bet @beschizza is already laid up in Big Sky Country, having a big-time vacation courtesy of his doubloon stash…

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The quality of humor in this thread has very nearly convinced me never to try opening it again!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

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I think maybe our giffings of protest are only encouraging @beschizza

Also… your gif fits well with Bad Brains, oddly enough.

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but what else to do? the threat to stop adding more humour to this thread is not exactly believable

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I think we’re…
…safe…
from that.

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If you ever do open the safe i just don’t know what i would do with myself. I rely on this thread to get my recommended daily value of snark.

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In that case, just lock it inside a bigger safe, and sell the house.

ETA: which (of course) may already have happened…

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