I’m so confused.
Where is all this pollen coming from?
How is it being collected?
What is it being used for?
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
Some jackass is using a CELLULOSE guitar pick to cut pressed pollen.
Let’s cut to the chase:
Do I need more pollen in my life?
Funny, none of my herbs emit pollen at all. Maybe it’s… I dunno, chamomile?
I bet you could use that to compress the hash residue left over after grinding cannabis flowers. That would be a good way to conserve your marijuana stash, and is also ready for vaping.
This actually explains a lot.
Oh man… to me the “pollen” is the best part, I have to actively resist harvesting it prematurely, let alone ever having to remember that it’s there. Even in times of plentiful flowers, I always looking down in the bottom tray. That said, this little “pollen” press is very nifty and I feel like I need one now. Thanks OBAMA, I mean, Jason!
You also seem to have a CORN CHIP.
Don’t try this in Oklahoma…
There is a bag of blue corn chips not in the frame.
You don’t… you don’t think someone would use this information to do marijuana, do you?
Well, not marijuana POLLEN, no. (-:
Found the Washington, Oregon, or Colorado resident! 
Oh that’s really cool, I’d never even heard of ones of these.
Although I have to say you’re either getting much better weed than me or you’re smoking ungodly amounts of the stuff! Given where you live I suspect the former 
Need to move.
Pro Tip:
The pistons in these presses can get gunky and stick to your cake. You can prevent this by taking each piston, and pushing it through a plastic baggie, leaving sort of a condom on the piston. Things stay cleaner that way, and your shit isn’t stuck to the workings.
My sister did a marijuana once; now she’s turning tricks in Chad.
The dandruff of angels.
I’m such an idiot.
What, is, like, Chad her dealer?
