I used a Snuggle-Pedic Full Body Pillow in my Warsaw hotel and it was a godsend

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If we don’t someday receive a full book of these product reviews, I fear I shall succumb to ennui.

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Finally, a pillow that is safe for democracy

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One of those inflatable comforters sounds like your speed Mr F. They take up little space and will keep your luggage inside weight limits. I’m sure you can get a link commission deal.

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End-state capitalism. I can’t differentiate easily between the satire in BB and the actual ads on BB until the third paragraph.

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Mark, are you OK?

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Has someone checked that Mark’s okay, and that his dosages are correct?

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Probably needs to up that Xanax dosage would be my guess. Oh, and I bought a similar pillow a week ago; it will take quite a bit of practice if I’m ever going to get used to it as, once it is under the sheet and blanket on a queen-size bed, it is like wrestling with a huge sausage all night. Maybe I need more Xanax too…

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The story of my dreams. :wink:

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a Snuggle-Pedic Full Body Pillow

As opposed to a Snuggle-Pedo Full Body Pillow
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waifu!

Mark, if you want to be a fiction writer instead of a blogger, just say so, we support you! :wink:

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Maybe I should continue this as a newsletter. :slight_smile:

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Viagra is probably cheaper than those pillows.
Isn’t this the sort of thing they used to call a Dutch Wife?

I asked Stanislav if he had ever slept with a Snuggle-Pedic Full Body Pillow. “It helps me sleep, and as you know, a good night of sleep is correlated with a good mood.”

“Correlation is not evidence of causation,” snarled Stanislav.

“Who told you that?” I asked.

“Commenters on Boing Boing,” he sniffed.

Oh you…

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Or mail order catalog! You can be the mutant J. Peterson!

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